A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a boo...k entitled "The meaning of dreams".

Young Judy, the editor of a trivia
publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the
computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and
solved
the problem.
As he was walking away, Judy called after
him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an ID ten T
error."
A puzzled expression ran riot over Judy's face. "An ID ten
T error?
What's that ... in case I need to fix it
again??"
He gave her a grin... ;-)
"Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten
T error before?"
"No," replied Judy.
"Write it down," he
said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
(She
wrote...)
I D 1 0 T

Oghenekaro, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Ozoro, Delta state.

The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Oghenekaro thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Oghenekaro retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'

so caring!

How much can some one care???

A man suffering from brain tumor died! His wife opened his cupboard and found some tablet with letter........"take them dear.U catch cold when you cry"!!!

*** Humour

Computer Humour

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found
some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in
system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my
home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with
this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify
this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn
'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will
provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you
keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME'
since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide
'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please does
not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife
know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are
selling WINDOWS ?